Post by bankz on Mar 3, 2021 9:21:45 GMT -5
In a sim world filled with 29 active GMs it takes strong men to run the league. Even a robot needs help. Over the last few weeks the Philadelphia Independent has done an investigation to in accurate banks, owed assets and player upgrades. The positive result was quick and decisive action by Head of Financials Skrouse. When notified of the inaccuracy he went right to work tracking down all missing funds and making sure they were corrected. When asked for comment Mr. Skrouse said “We currently have record spending in sim league. Everyone is winning Big! That Casino is just printing cash. Would be nice for people to actually accept transactions before bitching about them not being transferred”.
JHB was quick to make things right in sim world after turning his back to a crisis so he could take his family to Mexico on a family vacation. During a pandemic. Our sim Ted Cruz.
Sadly the corruption at the top of sim is very troubling. After a whistle blower came forward Commish Eric brushed them aside and promised a fix. Our investigation revealed that on February 16th the whistle blower came forward with multiple documents citing players such as Decker being over the upgrade limit. Surely an overpowered stud player helped the underdog Raptors pull off major upsets in the 3001 playoffs. When we reached out to Troy about not keeping records accurate and allowing such horrible abuses not seen since Barry Bonds turning into the Incredible Hulk during the darkest of PED days for MLB we were simply told “Roll Tide”.
The commish office has refused comment and had yet to respond to the leagues demands for justice and the removal of all illegal PEDs to players over the limit. Time will tell if Eric will make this right.
JHB was quick to make things right in sim world after turning his back to a crisis so he could take his family to Mexico on a family vacation. During a pandemic. Our sim Ted Cruz.
Sadly the corruption at the top of sim is very troubling. After a whistle blower came forward Commish Eric brushed them aside and promised a fix. Our investigation revealed that on February 16th the whistle blower came forward with multiple documents citing players such as Decker being over the upgrade limit. Surely an overpowered stud player helped the underdog Raptors pull off major upsets in the 3001 playoffs. When we reached out to Troy about not keeping records accurate and allowing such horrible abuses not seen since Barry Bonds turning into the Incredible Hulk during the darkest of PED days for MLB we were simply told “Roll Tide”.
The commish office has refused comment and had yet to respond to the leagues demands for justice and the removal of all illegal PEDs to players over the limit. Time will tell if Eric will make this right.