Breaking: Questions Abound as Knicks Land 1.1
Jan 7, 2021 17:20:54 GMT -5
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Post by Druce on Jan 7, 2021 17:20:54 GMT -5
Tonight's draft lottery has just taken place and immediately the questions began. Screams rang out in the Big Apple as Commissioner Eric chose envelopes for the inaugural talent dispersion draft of the newly formed Thee-Main Board Simulation League Six Point Zero. Eric, the former general manager of the New York Knicks openly gloated as he unveiled the card in envelope number 1 adorned by the Knicks Logo. GM Ankly has been afforded the top pick and his choice of super star for the new league, where there is hope in Monroe Square Garden that James Dolan won't mettle in the extinct dinosaur's decisions.
"Look you schmucks, you get what you pay for in life, and someone was footing the bill for tonight's festivities. Paying concession workers isn't cheap, it's only right the number one selection belongs to my Knicks." said half in the bag James Dolan, while rushing to a taxi to make band practice. "Everyone has their price, turns out robots and robot accessories are quite expensive."
League eyes will indeed be fixated on the Knicks and their selection, though given Dolan's history the likelihood of success is slim.
"Look you schmucks, you get what you pay for in life, and someone was footing the bill for tonight's festivities. Paying concession workers isn't cheap, it's only right the number one selection belongs to my Knicks." said half in the bag James Dolan, while rushing to a taxi to make band practice. "Everyone has their price, turns out robots and robot accessories are quite expensive."
League eyes will indeed be fixated on the Knicks and their selection, though given Dolan's history the likelihood of success is slim.