Post by killiam bing on Jul 25, 2022 17:52:48 GMT -5
A GM Interview - Sapular
In my opinion it's about time this happened.
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
• My names Bill… I mean Matt. I’m Canadian, I like to snort maple syrup, we got the cleanest shit up here. Big Raptors / Blue Jays fan, Scottie B is my son. I do financial consulting, hit me up.
Do you remember what brought you to sim league?
• Billy joined one of my fantasy dynasty baseball leagues once upon a time and since we’re both special boys we stayed in touch even after Billy ditched my league. He invited me to his sim league which was my intro to sim leagues. Was in that one for a couple seasons, otherwise I do a shit load of fantasy sports which I think sim bois look down on sooo fuck you guys.
Congratulations on your championship in 3041. I believe this is your 2nd now. Which to you was more satififying? The first or the one that beat the Dump Dynasty?
Speaking of Dump, anything you would want to say to your friend? You always have kind words to share to each other.
Time for some lists, can you give me a list of your all time 5 best and worst GM's of sim league and a little reason why?
• Worse: hard to only pick 5, I remember one GM in billy’s league that’d make trades as though we were still in the 2000s (IND); another GM straight up refused to trade with anyone ever; I heard there’s a GM in here that has literally never set a correct DC?
We all have that one GM that we just hate to deal with and talk with, who is that GM for you and why?
• So far no trade talks here but in 2 of my dynasty basketball there’s this guy who’s straight up pyschotic, if he doesn’t get a trade offer in the last 24 hours, he’ll rage quit the chat and drop good players. He ONLY plays to trade, which is fine, but for someone who loves trading, he burns bridges so fast. I’ve been blacklisted by him 3 times and am currently blocked in Groupme, for the sole transgression of: rejecting a trade offer; I wasn’t even a dick about it!
Can you give me your all time starting 5 of sim league. Players do not need to be current.
1. Kyrie Irving (wow)
2. Antonio Gates?? As an ex-Chargers fan, that’s cool to see
3. Ibaka – helped bring the Raps a ‘ship irl, soft spot for the Mafuzzy Chef
4. Myles Turner – that’s a lot of blocks and 3s
5. Markelle Fultz ?
What is the best sporting event you have attended?
• Don’t have a great answer here, Expos games in Montreal have the nostalgia going for em but nothing really cool happened at any of them. Chargers games were fun. As you can see, any team I become a fan of moves cities so, fuck me.
Who is your favorite athlete and why?
• Kyle Lowry – thicc booty; helped win the only ‘ship of any of my favorite teams; good dude (hopefully)
If you could make one change to sim league, what would that change be and why?
Rank your top 5 drinks by choice.
2. Mocha
3. Beer
4. Moscow Mule
5. Cum
In my opinion, you are one of the best at evaluating players in sim league and finding hidden gems. Obviously, you do not want to give away too much but anything you would care to share about what you look for?
• Small hands
• Slow first step
• Little to no vertical
• Dribbling is important-ish
• You’re welcome
In life we all have those teams and fanbases that we don't like or cannot stand. What fanbase is that for you and why?
Let's get some ND talk in here, Are we now a basketball school or what do you see in the future with Brian Kelly and the football team?
We have Valentines day approaching, if I gave you the powers of Cupid and you can hit love arrows, who would you match up with what gms?”
• Me and Tim, he’s the commish, can rig lotteries for me, etc.
Any final words or shout outs?
• Final words: “I should’ve fucked more dudes wives”
