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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:27:11 GMT -5
Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas for the 3029 Season Awards, as voted on by the GMs of TMBSL 6.0! The pre-show musical act is the Harlem Globetrotters, accompanied by some jazz musicians and a tap dancer!
Now let's hit the red carpet and see who's who:
Now let's head to the evening stage and join the show-starting opener, already in progress, it's  singing [insert name of Kina song here]!!!  Now here's our host, eric!  01101101 01101111 01101110 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01100100 01110101 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01000011 01001001 01000001 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01110100 00101110 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00101110 |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:37:44 GMT -5
The first award of the night is the Executive of the Year prize. Our second straight winner to acquire Kareem in-season... coupled with an absolute home run of a draft class with several promising youngsters. The winner is...  congrats Sapular |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:38:39 GMT -5
Our stickiest player gets recognized next, the Glue Guy of the Year, presented by Elmer's Old horses become our glue... and old DPOTY candidates become our Glue Men. The winner is...  congrats 20s |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:39:31 GMT -5
Time for the Golden Hammer, the Most Improved Player Sounds like a real nerd. The winner is...  congrats Fason |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:40:02 GMT -5
Our benches define us almost as much as our starters... here's the guy that defined our benches the most this year. A real pearl, this year's winner is...  congrats 20s |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:41:15 GMT -5
The Rookie of the Year is up next. The first of two (suspense!) unanimous winners tonight. The Big Ore? The Big Nugget? The Big Lode? (what is his Colorado-centric nickname?) The winner is...  congrats Fason |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:42:01 GMT -5
Up next, the Defensive Player of the Year! Unanimous. Perhaps the best defensive season we've ever seen. The winner is...  congrats Dirt |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:42:42 GMT -5
The biggest award of the night, the Most Valuable Player award. A glorious revolution has reinstated the king. Long live the king! The winner is...  congrats Dirt |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:47:44 GMT -5
 Per the request of the Emeritus Golden State GM, the vote totals will be posted annually following the awards show. Let's open up the briefcase and check the totals... Player: Total points (First Place Votes) Executive of the Year:sapular: 20(4) fason: 9(1) heebs: 7 dirt: 7 ba: 6(1) 20s: 3 druce: 1 kc: 1
Glue Guy of the Year:Nerlens Noel: 22(3) Desagana Diop: 12(1) Trevor Ariza: 9(1) Kenyon Martin: 8(1) Pops Mensah-Bonsu: 3 Most Improved Player:Quincy Pondexter: 17(3) Immanuel Quickley: 13(2) Solomon Alabi: 11(1) Hassan Adams: 9(1) Sergio Rodriguez: 3 Darius Miles: 1 6th Man:Earl Monroe: 26(4) Mehmet Okur: 17(2) Quincy Pondexter: 4 Mike Sweetney: 3 Aaron Nesmith: 3 Tyson Chandler: 1
Rookie of the Year:Shaquille O'Neal: 30(6) Alonzo Mourning: 10 Brent Price: 9 Popeye Jones: 2 LaPhonso Ellis: 1 Walt Williams: 1 Darren Morningstar: 1 Defensive Player of the Year:Dwight Howard: 30(6) Ike Anigbogu: 16 Solomon Alabi: 4 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 3 Kwame Brown: 1 MVP: LeBron James: 26(5) Charlie Bell: 17(1) Malcolm Huckaby: 7 Larry Bird: 4 |
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Post by delap on Jul 19, 2022 7:49:06 GMT -5
For posterity:  TinyTimPig ... please give 14k to Fason and 6k to 20s from my bank (if I'm short right now I'm about to cash in the rookie ladder article) |
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Post by Druce on Jul 19, 2022 10:54:45 GMT -5
70k
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Post by TinyTimPig on Jul 19, 2022 10:58:25 GMT -5
75,000
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Post by Sapular on Jul 19, 2022 11:06:42 GMT -5
75k
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Post by 20s on Jul 19, 2022 11:09:45 GMT -5
75k
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Post by eric on Jul 19, 2022 14:58:02 GMT -5
that's not a gif of kina btw
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Post by delap on Jul 20, 2022 5:41:36 GMT -5
that's not a gif of kina btw tell that to Larry and Sergey |
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singing [insert name of Kina song here]!!!
