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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 7:41:02 GMT -5
Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas for the 3022 Season Awards, as voted on by the GMs of TMBSL 6.0! The pre-show musical act, in honor of the new champs, is Houston's own Lil Flip!!!
Now let's hit the red carpet and see who's who: Now let's head to the evening stage and join the show-starting opener (eric really has a type, huh?), already in progress, it's MREE singing [insert name of Mree song here]!!! Now here's our host, eric! 01100100 01101001 01100001 01110010 01110010 01101000 01100101 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001
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Post by 20s on Apr 1, 2022 8:29:52 GMT -5
Wait, why is Dana Altman there?
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:52:36 GMT -5
The first award of the night is the Executive of the Year prize. Big swing on a franchise player that leads to a title will guarantee a win for you. The winner is... Congrats kc
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:53:56 GMT -5
Wait, why is Dana Altman there? oops that is Dana... came up in the google image search for Rick Apke. All white people look the same to me.
Just go with it.
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:55:08 GMT -5
Our stickiest player gets recognized next, the Glue Guy of the Year, presented by Elmer's Death. Taxes. Coop. The winner is...
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:55:48 GMT -5
Time for the Golden Hammer, the Most Improved Player A LeBron Tide raises all ships. The winner is... Congrats Dirt
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:57:18 GMT -5
Our benches define us. Or at least they define some of these guys. This guy is the most defined by the bench... the Sixth Man of the Year And the winner is, playoff hero... Congrats kc
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:58:03 GMT -5
The Rookie of the Year is up next. The only unanimous winner of the evening, is... Congrats Dirt
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:58:52 GMT -5
Up next, the Defensive Player of the Year! Back at it again... not quite as dominant, and not unanimous (which seems silly)... the winner is... Congrats TinyTimPig
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 8:59:47 GMT -5
This year we want to honor someone who showed up to work every day and maybe tried a little, but definitely didn't succeed. The Least Valuable Player!!! The winner will be invited to sit over there in the corner on the stage after accepting his trophy so he can see the real MVP come up and show him what being good is all about. His name isn't SUCCEEDbanski, the winner/loser (for the 2nd consecutive year!) is... Congrats kingb4yah
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 9:01:01 GMT -5
The biggest award of the night, the Most Valuable Player award. Winning in an RNG lottery (drawn by the Cleveland GM), a newly minted TMBSL Champion... the winner is... Congrats kc
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 9:01:25 GMT -5
3 GMs combine to win the 7 desirable awards. 5/7 in the state of Texas.
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Post by 20s on Apr 1, 2022 9:03:16 GMT -5
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 9:07:09 GMT -5
Per the request of the Emeritus Golden State GM, the vote totals will be posted annually following the awards show. Let's open up the briefcase and check the totals... Player: Total points (First Place Votes) Executive of the Year:kc: 21(3) timpig: 20(3) druce: 6 fecta: 3 delap: 2 heebs: 1 bk: 1 Glue Guy of the Year:Michael Cooper: 22(4) O.G. Anunoby: 13(1) Jerome Whitehead: 7 Stanley Johnson: 5(1) Walt Frazier: 4 Kawhi Leonard: 3 Most Improved Player:Joe Crispin: 18(2) Charlie Bell: 13 Joseph Forte: 11(2) Juwan Howard: 6(1) Al Jefferson: 6(1) 6th Man:Richard Jefferson: 20(2) Rick Apke: 14(2) Elvin Hayes: 13(2) Clemon Johnson: 3 Ali Karadeniz: 2 Jamaal Tinsley: 1 Nene Hilario: 1 Rookie of the Year:LeBron James: 30(6) Josh Howard: 11 Mo Wiliams: 6 David West: 4 Dwyane Wade: 3 Defensive Player of the Year:Dwight Howard: 24(3) Myles Turner: 15(2) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 11(1) LVP:Cezary Trybanski: 19(3) Byron Beck: 11(1) Jarvis Hayes: 7(1) Ricky Pierce: 6 Joel Embiid: 5(1) Dorell Wright: 4 Thomas Bryant: 2 MVP:Terrance Ferguson: 19(2) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 19(3) Al Jefferson: 9(1) Markelle Fultz: 5 Dwight Howard: 2
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Post by delap on Apr 1, 2022 9:09:07 GMT -5
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Post by Dirt on Apr 2, 2022 9:07:06 GMT -5
92k
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Post by 20s on Apr 2, 2022 10:25:48 GMT -5
69k
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Post by TinyTimPig on Apr 2, 2022 10:37:57 GMT -5
70,000
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Post by Fason on Apr 2, 2022 10:38:45 GMT -5
80k
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Post by Sapular on Apr 2, 2022 11:48:06 GMT -5
80k
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Post by kc on Apr 2, 2022 13:52:56 GMT -5
90k
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Post by Dirt on Apr 4, 2022 15:12:17 GMT -5
I know I'm being a shity person here but TinyTimPig just a friendly reminder about the money delap is sending me?
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