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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 11:59:02 GMT -5
Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas for the 3021 Season Awards, as voted on by the GMs of TMBSL 6.0! The pre-show musical act is Cream Abdul Babar!!!
That was... weird... anywho... Now let's hit the red carpet and see who's who:
Now let's head to the evening stage and join the show-starting opener, already in progress, it's KINA GRANNIS singing [insert name of Kina Grannis song here]!!! Now here's our host, eric!
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:11:08 GMT -5
The first award of the night is the Executive of the Year prize. And the winner, with no funny-business vote-counting, is... Congrats delap
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:12:17 GMT -5
Our stickiest player gets recognized next, the Glue Guy of the Year, presented by Elmer's SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP... do you have any idea the toll that giving this award to one of two players every other year has on an award's host? The winner is... Congrats Ankly
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:12:48 GMT -5
Time for the Golden Hammer, the Most Improved Player And the winner, who is this guy?, is... Congrats Dirt
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:13:27 GMT -5
Our benches define us. Or at least they define some of these guys. This guy is the most defined by the bench... the Sixth Man of the Year And the winner, relegated to the bench by last year's winner, is... Congrats Herby New Year!
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:14:10 GMT -5
The Rookie of the Year is up next. The winner, traded mid-season!, is... Congrats kc
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:15:03 GMT -5
Up next, the Defensive Player of the Year! A new year, a new winner. It is... Congrats delap
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:15:54 GMT -5
This year we want to honor someone who showed up to work every day and maybe tried a little, but definitely didn't succeed. The Least Valuable Player!!! The winner will be invited to sit over there in the corner on the stage after accepting his trophy so he can see the real MVP come up and show him what being good is all about. In a hotly contested vote (which really might be a whole team award for the Chicago franchise), the winner/loser is... Congrats troybarnes
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:16:53 GMT -5
The biggest award of the night, the Most Valuable Player award. Almost unanimous! He didn't even appear on the ballot for the one voter that didn't put him 1st... but no worries, a runaway winner... Congrats delap
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:25:43 GMT -5
Per the request of the Emeritus Golden State GM, the vote totals will be posted annually following the awards show. Let's open up the briefcase and check the totals... Player: Total points (First Place Votes) Executive of the Year:delap: 32(5) fecta: 12(1) kc: 10(1) timpig: 10 20s: 8 bk: 5(1) druce: 4 Glue Guy of the Year:Kawhi Leonard: 21(3) Michael Cooper: 21(2) Benoit Benjamin: 16(2) OG Anunoby: 12(1) Jeff Withey: 1 Justin Reed: 1 Most Improved Player:Cliff Anderson: 29(5) David Harrison: 16(2) Frankie Sanders: 10 Robert Swift: 8 DeeAndre Hulett: 6(1) Desmond Mason: 5(1) Viktor Sanikidze: 4 A.J. Guyton: 2 Jack Givens: 1 6th Man:Giannis Antetokounmpo: 36(6) Robert Swift: 18(1) Christian Wood: 10(1) Chris Mullin: 6(1) Ron Dunlap: 4 Yao Ming: 3 Clemon Johnson: 2 James Worthy: 2 Rookie of the Year:Richard Jefferson: 30(6) Zach Randolph: 12(1) Eddy Curry: 11 Omar Cook: 9 Jason Richardson: 7(1) Joseph Forte: 5(1) Dean Oliver: 4 Shane Battier: 3 Defensive Player of the Year:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 43(8) LaSalle Thompson: 7 Giannis Antetokounmpo: 7 Victor Oladipo: 6 Dwight Howard: 5(1) Ike Anigbogu: 4 Myles Turner: 4 John Beckman: 3 Rudy Gobert: 1 Serge Ibaka: 1 LVP:Mike Mitchell: 13(2) Jake Voskuhl: 12(1) Michael Redd: 11(1) Harry Davis: 10(2) Delon Wright: 10(2) Phil Ford: 10 Bill Hosket: 9(1) Ansejs Pasecniks: 6 MVP:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 40(8) Kyrie Irving: 14 Harry Hough: 6(1) Al Jefferson: 6 Dominique Wilkins: 5 Myles Turner: 4 Larry Bird: 3 Kentavious Caldwell-Pope: 2 Terrance Ferguson: 1
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Post by delap on Feb 22, 2022 12:27:09 GMT -5
For posterity: TinyTimPig , please give 14k from my bank to kc and 6k from my bank to @jayz93j
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Post by mazunga on Feb 22, 2022 13:00:17 GMT -5
Delap drafted Kareem 3 years ago and its in executive of the year award this year. Funny stuff.
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Post by Fason on Feb 22, 2022 13:21:12 GMT -5
Fecta got F’d
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Post by TinyTimPig on Feb 22, 2022 13:38:07 GMT -5
Tie for Glue Guy and it's OG Anunoby - the fourth place finisher - who gets the veiled shoutout.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2022 9:13:41 GMT -5
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