"What Stupid F***ing Question Will Bankz Ask Next?"
Jan 26, 2021 17:03:36 GMT -5
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Post by Yawn of the Dead on Jan 26, 2021 17:03:36 GMT -5
Washington, DC- Washington Bullets' General Manager Yawn Today held a press conference with reporters meant to address the hot early season start and provide an update on all world center Lloyd Sharrar's hip. However things quickly took a turn when Yawn got a hold of the mic.
"Honestly, I've had enough of user Bankz asking pedestrian questions in Shout. 'Where is the rules thread?' It's in the freaking rules section you goddamn ding dong! How does this fool get through life? And don't get me started on his constant casino whinging! He’s like an Italian Alex Jones Basketball Cosplay come to life. He’s a one person day time soap opera.”
“I’m sure he often asks Wal-Mart greeters how to get to Wal-Mart,” the Bullets General Manager continued. “Sheesh. What a clown! Philadelphia is a shit hole, Penn State sucks and user Bankz is giving me a freaking migraine.”
Reporters sat stunned as Yawn ignored talking about the Bullets hot 5-2 start. A brave (or naïve) reporter from the Connecticut Avenue Northwest Coupon Clipper asked the Bullets’ GM about Julius Peppers’ hot start even though he hasn’t played basketball since Matt Doherty was UNC’s head coach.
“You know Julius Peppers hasn’t touched a basketball since Tamagochi’s were a thing, but we’re happy with his progress. He hits the boards and it’s a big positive. You know who hits the boards with a big negative? Bankz. Lord. What stupid fucking question will Bankz ask next?”
Needless to say reporters were stunned and speechless after Yawn’s tirade. Yawn was later seen pacing up and down metro steps yelling at tourists to “STAND ON RIGHT, WALK ON THE LEFT OF THE ESCALATORS.”
A spokesperson for the Bullets says they “stand by their General Manager” even if he is expecting some “fatigue.”
"Honestly, I've had enough of user Bankz asking pedestrian questions in Shout. 'Where is the rules thread?' It's in the freaking rules section you goddamn ding dong! How does this fool get through life? And don't get me started on his constant casino whinging! He’s like an Italian Alex Jones Basketball Cosplay come to life. He’s a one person day time soap opera.”
“I’m sure he often asks Wal-Mart greeters how to get to Wal-Mart,” the Bullets General Manager continued. “Sheesh. What a clown! Philadelphia is a shit hole, Penn State sucks and user Bankz is giving me a freaking migraine.”
Reporters sat stunned as Yawn ignored talking about the Bullets hot 5-2 start. A brave (or naïve) reporter from the Connecticut Avenue Northwest Coupon Clipper asked the Bullets’ GM about Julius Peppers’ hot start even though he hasn’t played basketball since Matt Doherty was UNC’s head coach.
“You know Julius Peppers hasn’t touched a basketball since Tamagochi’s were a thing, but we’re happy with his progress. He hits the boards and it’s a big positive. You know who hits the boards with a big negative? Bankz. Lord. What stupid fucking question will Bankz ask next?”
Needless to say reporters were stunned and speechless after Yawn’s tirade. Yawn was later seen pacing up and down metro steps yelling at tourists to “STAND ON RIGHT, WALK ON THE LEFT OF THE ESCALATORS.”
A spokesperson for the Bullets says they “stand by their General Manager” even if he is expecting some “fatigue.”
