3013 GM Voted Awards (206 views)

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Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas for the 3013 Season Awards, as voted on by the GMs of TMBSL 6.0!

The pre-show musical act is a virtual performer... the cast of CocoMelon !!!




Now let's hit the red carpet and see who's who:

Now let's head to the evening stage and join the show-starting opener, already in progress, it's KINA GRANNIS singing [insert name of Kina Grannis song here], dedicated to the recently departed jhb!!!



Now here's our host, eric!



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The first award of the night is the Executive of the Year prize. It couldn't go to someone more handsome.

And the winner, for the 2nd consecutive year, is...



Congrats Handsome Pete

(I think this is our first back-to-back winner in this category)

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Up next, an award representing the creative minds behind journalism and marketing in TMBSL, the Article of the Year prize.

And the winner, which feels like a lifetime achievement award, is...



Congrats delap

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Our stickiest player gets recognized next, the Glue Guy of the Year, presented by Elmer's

And the winner is, the guy who held it together while letting 4 other stars shine...



Congrats Handsome Pete

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Time for the Golden Hammer, the Most Improved Player

And the winner is, a man who made a big leap on a bigtime stage...



Congrats Handsome Pete

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Our benches define us. Or at least they define some of these guys. This guy is the most defined by the bench... the Sixth Man of the Year

And the winner (pump it up! again!) is...



Congrats 20s

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The Rookie of the Year is up next.

And the winner in a run-away is...



Congrats Handsome Pete

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Up next, the Defensive Player of the Year!

The reigning shot blocker is still the man...



Congrats Handsome Pete

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The king got hurt, and now he's healed, he's got natural immunity to losing twice in a row. The biggest award of the night, the Most Valuable Player award.

And the winner is...



Congrats Ankly

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Per the request of the Emeritus Golden State GM, the vote totals will be posted annually following the awards show.

Let's open up the briefcase and check the totals...

Player: Total points (First Place Votes)

Executive of the Year:
pete: 32(5)
bk: 16(3)
yawn: 13(2)
odin: 10
tim: 6
delap: 5
heebs: 3
20s: 3
trofie: 1
ank: 1


Article of the Year:
delap: 25(3)
pete: 24(2)
tim (draft): 19(2)
bk: 15(3)
tim (anon): 7

Glue Guy of the Year:
Fat Lever: 22(3)
Tayshaun Prince: 19(2)
George Lynch: 12(1)
Barney Sedran: 9(1)
Cenk Akyol: 6(1)
Paul Pressey: 5(1)
Nicolas Batum: 3
Bob Cousy: 3
Bismack Biyombo: 2

Most Improved Player:
Dajuan Wagner: 25(3)
Yao Ming: 20(3)
Brook Lopez: 14(1)
Matt Barnes: 13(1)
Anfernee Hardaway: 10(2)
Alfredrick Hughes: 8

6th Man:
Dee Brown: 29(4)
George Mikan: 24(3)
Cenk Akyol: 17(2)
Cristiano Felicio: 8(1)
Julius Randle: 7
Antoine Carr: 2
Reggie Evans: 2
Dale Ellis: 1

Rookie of the Year:
George Mikan: 38(7)
William Gates: 24(1)
Dolph Schayes: 6(1)
Harry Hough: 5(1)
Jack Twyman: 3
Cum Posey: 3
John Beckman: 3
Joe Lapchick: 3
Bob Cousy: 2
John Wooden: 1
Barney Sedran: 1
Paul Arizin: 1

Defensive Player of the Year:
Joe Barry Carroll: 35(7)
Andrew Bynum: 27(1)
Barney Sedran: 7
Mark Eaton: 6(1)
Patrick Ewing: 6
Cenk Akyol: 5(1)
Andray Blatche: 5
Yao Ming: 4

MVP:
Kyrie Irving: 23(1)
Dajuan Wagner: 20(4)
Brook Lopez: 17(2)
Dominique Wilkins: 14(2)
Yao Ming: 6(1)
Joel Embiid: 6
Joe Dumars: 5
Patrick Ewing: 4

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For posterity, the lottery winners for ballot submissions are below:



TinyTimPig ... please give yourself 14k from my bank and give Odin 5k from my bank

Thanks to all!

[Handsome Pete]

Damn Wagner with 4 first place votes for MVP but must've been left off a few ballots so Kyrie could steal MVP

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Oct 1, 2021 13:36:23 GMT -5 delap said:

For posterity, the lottery winners for ballot submissions are below:



TinyTimPig ... please give yourself 14k from my bank and give Odin 5k from my bank

Thanks to all!

this is bullshit why doesnt 3rd pay out

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Oct 1, 2021 13:37:53 GMT -5 Handsome Pete said:

Damn Wagner with 4 first place votes for MVP but must've been left off a few ballots so Kyrie could steal MVP

Wagner/Wilkins really split the vote

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Oct 1, 2021 13:38:35 GMT -5 @jayz93j said:

Oct 1, 2021 13:36:23 GMT -5 delap said:

For posterity, the lottery winners for ballot submissions are below:



TinyTimPig ... please give yourself 14k from my bank and give Odin 5k from my bank

Thanks to all!

this is bullshit why doesnt 3rd pay out

talk to majic

[20s]

Hey Pete congrats on hogging all the awards, jerk

[20s]

There were no Lakers on my MVP ballot

Your team was too deep for one to get that MVP

MVP: Yao, Kyrie, Brookie Lopez

[20s]

60k

[Fason]

65k

[Deleted]

69k

[andrewluck]

80k