Report: Phoenix burns Hardaway jerseys in the streets.
Jul 5, 2021 17:01:14 GMT -5
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Post by andrewluck on Jul 5, 2021 17:01:14 GMT -5
BREAKING:
Alcohol, fireworks, and betrayal are a bad combination. In response to learning that their beloved point guard has signed with the Lakers, local fans have taken to the streets in thousands to burn their replica jerseys. One man, who did not want to be named for this story, told us he "hates that Judas fuck." Clearly, emotions are running high. GM AndyLuck was asked to comment on the situation. Here's what he had to say: "I understand how their feeling. I feel like my sweetheart just dumped me. I mean, I turned down a top 5 pick to try resigning this guy. We offered him everything we could; full max, 7 year deal. I thought loyalty was coming back again. I guess Penny proved me wrong. We were magic together, but he ruined it. So fuck 'em."
Russell Westbrook will take over as lead point guard for the Suns in 3009.
As always, the Phoenix Gazette will monitor the situation and report breaking news if anything further develops.
Alcohol, fireworks, and betrayal are a bad combination. In response to learning that their beloved point guard has signed with the Lakers, local fans have taken to the streets in thousands to burn their replica jerseys. One man, who did not want to be named for this story, told us he "hates that Judas fuck." Clearly, emotions are running high. GM AndyLuck was asked to comment on the situation. Here's what he had to say: "I understand how their feeling. I feel like my sweetheart just dumped me. I mean, I turned down a top 5 pick to try resigning this guy. We offered him everything we could; full max, 7 year deal. I thought loyalty was coming back again. I guess Penny proved me wrong. We were magic together, but he ruined it. So fuck 'em."
Russell Westbrook will take over as lead point guard for the Suns in 3009.
As always, the Phoenix Gazette will monitor the situation and report breaking news if anything further develops.
