Nobel Prize, The MacArthur Foundation, And World Leaders Agree. BK is a genius.
May 20, 2021 12:40:42 GMT -5
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Post by Yawn of the Dead on May 20, 2021 12:40:42 GMT -5
The World, 3rd Planet from the Sun, Our Universe - Today some of the most prestigious thinkers, leaders, and CEOs around the world gathered in New York to say what we all knew. BK, of the flooded overpriced beach house, is the single most important person on this planet and has not been properly appreciated by those around him.
"We are honored to share this small planet with BK, for the work he does truly enlightens us," said Timothy Berners-Lee, founder of the world wide web.
This sentiment was echoed around the chamber as BK was awarded the Nobel Prize in all categories for his yeoman like work telling a small sim league how much smarter he was than everyone around him. Similarly the MacArthur Foundation gave BK a "Genius Grant" for showing everyone how smart he is. Word is that a fictionalized version of BK's life has been awarded the Man Booker Prize and GQ's profile of BK has been awarded a Pulitzer.
"His ability to translate personal grievances into conspiracies about how he is mistreated by all is a real inspiration," said former US President Donald J. Trump.
People across the globe took to the streets to celebrate TMBSL's Brooklyn GM. Active conflict in the Sahel, Gaza, and Yemen stopped as people celebrated the plucky fellow finally getting the credit he deserves.
"It's an inspiration, honestly it is, to see someone who toils so selflessly, to make so many groundbreaking articles, finally be paid credit this backs-up Martin Luther King's line that the moral arc of history bends towards justice," exclaimed Elon Musk.
"We were going to do another season of Jeopardy, but instead the producers are telling me we are just going to have a new show called "BK" where he gets to talk about a subject of his choice for 30 minutes and enlighten us. We've signed a deal with Netflix for a 40 year run. I already knew that I wouldn't stand a chance if he played the game. I was just happy he never expressed an interest in it," noted famed Jeopardy winner and occasional host Ken Jennings.
Rumors in the Papal See are that Pope Francis made a call shortly after the award ceremony to see if BK would be interested in leading the Catholic church into the 21st century and beyond.
Unfortunately there was one person, and only one person who could be found that did not agree, in the most disliked Tweet in the platform's history the hithero unknown Lloyd Sharrar III said "I don't get it, what has he done." Those who know mister Sharrar said he's the worst but he comes from a long line of real assholes.
"We are honored to share this small planet with BK, for the work he does truly enlightens us," said Timothy Berners-Lee, founder of the world wide web.
This sentiment was echoed around the chamber as BK was awarded the Nobel Prize in all categories for his yeoman like work telling a small sim league how much smarter he was than everyone around him. Similarly the MacArthur Foundation gave BK a "Genius Grant" for showing everyone how smart he is. Word is that a fictionalized version of BK's life has been awarded the Man Booker Prize and GQ's profile of BK has been awarded a Pulitzer.
"His ability to translate personal grievances into conspiracies about how he is mistreated by all is a real inspiration," said former US President Donald J. Trump.
People across the globe took to the streets to celebrate TMBSL's Brooklyn GM. Active conflict in the Sahel, Gaza, and Yemen stopped as people celebrated the plucky fellow finally getting the credit he deserves.
"It's an inspiration, honestly it is, to see someone who toils so selflessly, to make so many groundbreaking articles, finally be paid credit this backs-up Martin Luther King's line that the moral arc of history bends towards justice," exclaimed Elon Musk.
"We were going to do another season of Jeopardy, but instead the producers are telling me we are just going to have a new show called "BK" where he gets to talk about a subject of his choice for 30 minutes and enlighten us. We've signed a deal with Netflix for a 40 year run. I already knew that I wouldn't stand a chance if he played the game. I was just happy he never expressed an interest in it," noted famed Jeopardy winner and occasional host Ken Jennings.
Rumors in the Papal See are that Pope Francis made a call shortly after the award ceremony to see if BK would be interested in leading the Catholic church into the 21st century and beyond.
Unfortunately there was one person, and only one person who could be found that did not agree, in the most disliked Tweet in the platform's history the hithero unknown Lloyd Sharrar III said "I don't get it, what has he done." Those who know mister Sharrar said he's the worst but he comes from a long line of real assholes.
