♫ You got a Slokar ♫ (154 views)

[20s]

TO THE TUNE OF TRACY'S CHAPMAN'S 'FAST CAR'



You got a Slokar
I want a bucket from in the paint
Maybe we can make a deal
Maybe Uroš can be
what my bigs ain't

Anyone is better
Starting with Thad Young
Got nothing to lose
Maybe you like draft picks
Me, myself, I don't want to choose

You got a Slokar
I got a plan to take over the East
I been selling all my assets
Managed to save just a little bit of skrouse
Won't have to wait too long
Just make some trades
Boom, in the playoffs
You and I can make a deal
And finally see what it means to be winning

See, Uroš he's got a problem
Got low inside, that's the way it is
File says grades too low for drafting
He's too young to be done improving

Pete took a chance and picked him
He wanted more from a big than Thurl could give
I said somebody's got to upgrade him
So Pete got his scout
And that's what he did

You got a Slokar
Is he good enough you can win the West?
You gotta make a decision
Contend right now or restock the war chest

So I remember when we were talking
Talking 'bout Slokar
Offered so much felt like I was dirt
Trade deadline lay out before us
PMs said I was in a bidding war

And I-I-I had a feeling my offer was strong
I-I-I had a feeling you might
String me along, me along, me along

You got a Slokar
We talk trade, we text, we discord
You still ain't got a deal
And I post in the trade block I need a big
I know things will get better

You'll find skrouse, maybe host a podcast
I'll take a flier on an MLE
Buy some uppies and pump his inside

So I remember when we were talking
Talking 'bout Slokar
Offered so much felt like I was dirt
Trade deadline lay out before us
PMs said I was in a bidding war

And I-I-I had a feeling my offer was strong
I-I-I had a feeling you might
String me along, me along, me along

You got a Slokar
I got a pick that'll be top six
You stay shopping him on your block
Think more of their offers
Than you do of my pick

I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe this time you'd say 'post it'
I got no bigs, I ain't going nowhere
So take your Slokar and keep on Yawning

You got a Slokar
Is he good enough you can win the West?
You gotta make a decision
Contend right now or restock the war chest

[Handsome Pete]

SLOKAR LOVE FUNNY SONG!

50K FOR FUNNY MAN

[20s]

You guys don’t have to vote this 50k

I just did it because it was fun, vote whatever you think it’s worth

[Soup]

35k

Funny

[Yawn of the Dead]

30k

I’d help you write an entire album to covers for someone to sing

[20s]

Apr 12, 2021 17:43:04 GMT -5 Yawn of the Dead said:

30k

I’d help you write an entire album to covers for someone to sing

Yeah I really wanted to sing it but I don’t have that skill

[skrouse]

50K for creativity, dark horse for article of the year imo